This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work during minimum wage. Shrek's wishing of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero benefits, it seems like a lifetime away.

• His tried to negotiate, but Farquaad just threatened him with swamp duty for life!
• Don't even get me started on the toxic coworkers. They're all jealous of Shrek's swamp and constantly brag his mud.
• Dude, who would agree to work at a place like this?

But hey, at least he has Donkey for company. That's pretty much the only bright side.

A Jackass's No Thanks to Corporate Life

This ol' burro is sick of the 9-to-5 grind. He's been hustling his tail off for years, running the ladder only to find himself stuck in a soul-crushing job. He's dreaming of a life where he can enjoy the simple things. Maybe some hay. Maybe even a some good apple snacks.

• He's had enough of brainstorming sessions.
• Never again nap time interrupted by urgent phone calls.
• He wants freedom!

Drowning! Shrek Says "Offers Regrets" to That Promotion

After a giant flood of requests, ogre icon Shrek has issued a official statement to the campaign. Shrek, known for his passion for privacy, became swamped by the hype surrounding a new promotion featuring him and his comrades from "Shrek"!

Fans were initially "thrilled" about the promotion's message, which focused on embracing your ogre. Alas, Shrek found himself bombarded with messages and eventually had to take a step back. "Regrettably," he stated, "I wasn't prepared for this level of attention. It was sort of like trying to navigate a swamp in formal wear"!

Pink or Green? Shrek Meme Explains My Workday

Like, seriously. My morning/day/week started out bright/smooth/okay. You know, I was feeling/thinking/hoping it would be a good/productive/calm one. But then the boss/projects/emails came rolling in like that green ogre/nasty shrek, meme, corporate, full time work, donkey, shrek 2, shrek 3, funny, pink, green, swamp, swamped, no thanks, sorry swamp monster/terrible troll, and suddenly my day was a mess/downhill/in the toilet.

• Now I'm just trying to survive.
• Perhaps a miracle will happen before the end/afternoon/evening arrives.

I guess humor is the only thing getting me through.

Shrek 2: The Board Meeting of Dreams...or Nightmares?

Deep in the heart within Far Far Away's grand castle, a momentous convocation was imminently underway. The powerful council of experts, adorned in their finest robes, observed the room with a mixture of anticipation.

The agenda? To contemplate Shrek and Fiona's unexpected marriage. Prince Charming, intriguing, sat restlessly beside the throne, his gaze fixed on the entrance. Fairy Godmother, her demeanor both deceiving, leaned in towards the king, whispering schemes into his ear.

The fate of Shrek and Fiona's happily ever after hung in the ether. Would this meeting be a victory, or would it erupt into chaos? The boardroom held its breath.

Shrek 3: Donkey Goes Full-Time, Shrek Stays Swamped

Donkey's need for a big gig takes him to new heights in Shrek 3. He's become such a well-known guy that even the king himself wants his help. Meanwhile, our cherished ogre is still stuck in his muddy home, trying to find some relaxation.

Shrek's routine isn't exactly calm though. He's got a whole load of problems on his plate, starting with the appearance of Prince Charming who thinks he deserves Fiona's heart.

Shrek's going to have to learn how to cope with all this chaos and maybe even discover his own purpose.